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'Four dollars and thirty-two cents? — That's your idea of a deposit?'

Enjoying the recession.

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

A little something aside for a rainy day

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"So much for password protected."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Fries and kids

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

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