Savings Savants T-Shirts

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

Bank: Deposits Insured by the US Social Security Trust Fund.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I just..."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

Piggy Bank ATM

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

'It's your debt to society.'