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EU financing large companies

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Bullseye!

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I come here for the pepper."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Decision Making Block

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

That might not work, EU...

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

The Euro.

Exchange Rate.

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

'I say we try it.'

Euro against the Dollar.

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'Tech stocks performed better today after the market was defragged.'

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."