Spender With Style Gifts

"I hate machine intelligence when an ATM says we've spent enough money tonight."

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Excess

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

Spiralling inflation

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

I intend running up some bills.

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"Looks like your Beryl`s been window shopping again."

The True Meaning of Christmas