Spender Gifts

"It's just a little thank you for letting me use your credit card."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'These are job perks.'

I'm a self-made man!

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Office pics on dinner table.