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Excess

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Men and Women's changing rooms

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

"You spoil that dog."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

Bottom-Feeders

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

Losing Money on Gas.

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