Shopper Extraordinaire Gifts

"What do you suggest for a man who has everything and intends to keep it?"

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Clothes Rack - It IS pretty fun in here.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Three Little Pigs

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Remember when gals were gals and men were men?"

...They've been going out of business since 1926

Factory Candle Outlet: Free flame with every candle purchase.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I need a price check on the six ounce tube of cellulite remover.'

'Oh no! That was my bag for life!'

Men and Women's changing rooms

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.

How much are we cutting prices for our grand opening sale? You're missing the point. Sales are about creating mood, giving consumers an exciting new opportunity. They're about the joy of buying, consuming, experiencing the thrill of getting something you really want in a supportive environment. We're actually raising prices. Out way of saying thanks.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.