Shopper Extraordinare Gifts

One Size Fits All.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Everything's gone up."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Excess

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

It bag and no knickers!

Fashion Mistake.

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Men and Women's changing rooms

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"There's another one! Pull over!"