Shopper Supreme Gifts

'It came to $21.45. You only gave me a 20. I'm afraid you're a little short.'

Penny loafers on sale for 2500 cents.

'Daddy, what did you do in the supermarket wars?'

Fish coming ashore to shop for shoes

"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Everything's gone up."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Fashion Mistake.

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

Plane Yogurt.

Men and Women's changing rooms

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'