Shopper Supporter Gifts

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Fashion Mistake.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Discount Shopping.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"I got him in the sales

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Ladies Lingerie.