Shopper Supporter Pillows

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Fashion Mistake.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Complex Carbs

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

"I got him in the sales

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Ladies Lingerie.

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.