Shopper's Advocate Pillows

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

We just work here, & don't pass hidden cost unto anybody!

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."