Shopper's Ally Pillows

The Management Reserves the Right to Refuse Service at Whim.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Trying on boots

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Mom & Pop Grocerette

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'SHOP!!!'

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'You shop we drop.'

High Street

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

To get customer service please scream loudly 'Dear God is there no one there, what do I have to do to get serviced...I'm going to take my money somewhere else...'

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'

Directions.

Tallit barcode