Shopaholic's Ultimate Neighbor Pillows

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Customer Convention

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Last Chance for Everything.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

"I miss fine stores everywhere."