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"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Customer Convention

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

Last Chance for Everything.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped