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'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'You shop we drop.'

A shop which remains open despite building work being done on the exterior

'Her favourite colour's red- she's always in it!'

Returns - "They don't fit."

'I guess it was inevitable.'

'She's found your credit cards, now she's off like a rocket to the shops!'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

AnneMarie was convinced that her car had mysteriously shrunk while she was shopping.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."