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The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

We just work here, & don't pass hidden cost unto anybody!

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"