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Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ban on Free Speech

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Big Brother.

Diner is served

Nurturing Activism

Fun with Fascism

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Trade Your Rights

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

"...and these are the best for treating anxiety about Trump cracking down on legalized marijuana..."

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

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