Supermarket Supporter Gifts

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Witches Checkout.

Biker chopper shopper

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

French suppers.

Complex Carbs

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"Holding her purse? First time?"

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Health food and junk food

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Supermarket customer types.

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"In every instance, the invading species replaced the native species."

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

Complaints department

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."