Local Market Supporter Gifts

Supermarket - Indy Market.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Floss Street Vendor

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Balloons vs. Rockets

Organic Milk

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

I splurged on some organic, handcrafted goat cheese from a local artisanal farmer. Looks good. How much did it cost? $12.37 a gulp. Burp.

Support your local bookstore

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Great Streets

"In every instance, the invading species replaced the native species."

I Promise to Buy American Beer.

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

'I'm hoping sales improve soon. Otherwise, I may have to lay off someone.'

Lemonade 50 Cents made in America by Americans.

"It's the only way we could find funding for the school's football program."

"Not coming in for a pint and a pie, Geoff?"