Supernatural Shopper Gifts

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Late BroomStick

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

He looks so natural lying there...

The Adventures of God

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"It's just a tree."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Jungle Stores.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Get a tomb!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Route 666

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"