Supernatural Shopper Gifts

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Late BroomStick

Ghost School.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Adventures of God

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Jungle Stores.

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"