Strategic Spender Gifts

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Keep the econoimy moving

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'I simply can't live on what I earn. I can't even live on what I spend.'

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."