Expense Report Enthusiast Pillows

"Terrible. It's just terrible. He's the third accountant I've hired to calculate my per diem."

'I expect a little padding in the expense account, but yours is a kingsize mattress!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Expense account or regular?"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'Take a letter,'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"I've been working on the household budget."

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

"What else can I claim on my expense account?"

'I want to give two weeks' notice that I'm quitting my job and two months' notice that I'm quitting my expense account.'

"I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be."

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

"Step in here Kimble, I'd like a word with you about your expense account."

'I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'It was easy for me to lose weight! They took away my expense account!'