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"Terrible. It's just terrible. He's the third accountant I've hired to calculate my per diem."

'I expect a little padding in the expense account, but yours is a kingsize mattress!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Expense account or regular?"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'Take a letter,'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Bookkeeping Club

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"I've been working on the household budget."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the

'I want to give two weeks' notice that I'm quitting my job and two months' notice that I'm quitting my expense account.'

"What else can I claim on my expense account?"

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'

"I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be."

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

"Step in here Kimble, I'd like a word with you about your expense account."

'I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'