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'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

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"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'Take a letter,'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

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'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'I expect a little padding in the expense account, but yours is a kingsize mattress!'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

Home Business - Accounting Software.

'I need $50.' - '$40? What do you need $30 for?'

"I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be."

'I want to give two weeks' notice that I'm quitting my job and two months' notice that I'm quitting my expense account.'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Businessman has credit IV.

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."