Level-up Addict Pillows

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Gamers

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Invention of the Wheel

Treadmillstone

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Ski kicker.

Book market

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'Needs more challenge.'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.