Level-up Legend T-Shirts

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

Gamers

Transylvanian backpackers.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Knight

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Game Addiction

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"So that's Ireland."

"But wait, there's more."

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'It isn't polite to point.'

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

George and the Dragon.

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.