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Mt. Everest gifts.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Fear of news.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Book market

The Workaholics Building

Treadmillstone

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

Clipping

"I'm giving up giving up!"

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

'Let me through please! That sale ends today!'

Ladder to Heaven

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.

TV Trash

'Please, give me any book.'