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Peak Addict T-Shirts
Wear your passion on your sleeve with t-shirts that celebrate peak enthusiasts. Featuring clever slogans and mountain-inspired graphics, these tees are great for climbers and dreamers alike.
"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Fear of news.
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'
Planting a Flag on the Summit
Treadmillstone
The Workaholics Building
Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.
Book market
''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'
"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."
"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"
Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.
"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."
'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'
'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'
We've been busy today, Ernie! And all because we followed Ted's suggestions! First he told us to go fly a kite. That was fun! Next, he told us to take a hike. It was beautiful. Then he said we should go pound sand and now he wants us to jump in a lake! Best day ever!
Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!
Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.
Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours
'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'
Clipping
Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
"I'm giving up giving up!"
'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'
"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."
Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising
"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"
Vladimir Nabokov.
'Let me through please! That sale ends today!'
"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"
Ladder to Heaven
TV Trash
Peak Addict T-Shirts Collection
Peak Addict Mugs
Explore our collection of peak addict mugs, perfect for celebrating climbers who love a good brew while planning their next ascent.
Peak Addict Pillows
Find the perfect mountain-themed pillows to add comfort and personality to any living space of a peak enthusiast.
Peak Addict Prints
Our mountain-inspired prints make great statement pieces for anyone passionate about peaks and adventures.