Acceleration Addict Gifts

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Fast Lane.

Agility God

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Ski kicker.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'Needs more challenge.'

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Portrait finish.

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

Man at top of corporate ladder destroying rungs.

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

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