Agility Aficionado Gifts

Agility God

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A day at the transgenic races

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

I drive, therefore I am.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Project Manager Showdown

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Speeding Forklift

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"