Agility Aficionado Mugs

Agility God

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

A day at the transgenic races

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

I drive, therefore I am.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Project Manager Showdown

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Speeding Forklift

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"