Acceleration Enthusiast Mugs

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"Just be yourself."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Can our software do that?'

Go! Means NOW!

Putin and Zelensky

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

Theatre Crowd

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

A day at the transgenic races

Agility God

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

100k Desert Crawl

Skier flying past mountains

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.