Agility Admirers Gifts

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Dedication to excellence....

Wilfried Zaha

Project Manager Showdown

Football Sculpture.

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Built and Built without a permit.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Rugby Mad.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Euphemistic.

'We were matched by computer.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Alan Turing

"This new guy's really good!"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"...and this is our Agile project!"

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

The indigo children.