Agility Competitor Gifts

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Agility God

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

"Yogi Down!"

Umbrella fight.

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

"All As. What did you get?"

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

Victorian Women's Garden Archery Contest

You're right, there's nothing in the rule book about it!

'Can you touch your toes?'