Agility Ace Gifts

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A Bloody Butcher

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Whack-a-molecule

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Life Is Just A Game

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Rafael Nadal

Whac-a-Virus.

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Speeding in a video game

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

Ok, maybe I should have focused on running instead of lifting.

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.