Exercise Ace Gifts

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

A Hole in the Dike

A man and his dog

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."