Cardio Ace Gifts

Ok, maybe I should have focused on running instead of lifting.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Exercise Class

"OK, ready to go again?"

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Whack-a-molecule

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Aging Support Group

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"We've invented a new word!"

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

Early Exercise Machines

Running

Man running

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams