Cardio Competitor Gifts

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Hockey Season.

The trim reaper

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Buns Of Veal.

"Still on your left."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Damn speed hump!"

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'If you aren't back in half an hour I'll phone Intensive Care.'

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

Table Tennis Cheat

Fit-Bite

"Stop! You're killing me!"