Athletic Competitor Gifts

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

Hockey Season.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Can our software do that?'

Yearbook

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Putin and Zelensky

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Bullseye!

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Monica Seles

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

31. 19. 55.7.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race