Cheating Cyclist Podium
Cycle Competitor Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the thrill and drive of a cycling enthusiast? Our collection for cycle competitors features witty and inspiring designs perfect for those who thrive on the competitive edge of the sport.
'Why can't my walks be that fun?'
You had me at vintage.
Hockey Season.
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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."
"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"
'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'
Bradley Wiggins
'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'
'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'
Horse rides over a judge.
"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"
An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba
'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'
"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."
'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'
Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!
"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."
Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.
Retirement became the obvious decision.
'Don't be so velodramatic!'
"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."
Bureaucrats on a windmill.
Runner with a kick-starter.
'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'
"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."
Table Tennis Cheat
'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'
Cycling Race
Ladies in Lycra
Uni-cycle for sale.
The Bikings
Drug testing for Tour de France.
"Over, damn you, over!"
Cycle Competitor Gifts Collection
Cycle Competitor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for cycle competitors—perfect for fueling early morning rides with a smile.
Cycle Competitor Pillows
Add personality to any room with cycling-themed pillows that celebrate the competitive spirit of riders.
Cycle Competitor Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints that capture the thrill of the race. Perfect for any cycling enthusiast’s wall.
Cycle Competitor T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the cycling fanatic in your life. Witty designs and sporty styles make every ride more fun.