Cycle Champion Gifts

Drug testing for Tour de France.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Knight in shining Lycra!

You had me at vintage.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

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'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Bradley Wiggins

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Still on your left."

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"Damn speed hump!"

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Happy Office

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Retirement became the obvious decision.

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

Ladies in Lycra

Uni-cycle for sale.

Cycling Race

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.

'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

Horse and Ponies For Sale