Bicycle Challenger Gifts

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Bradley Wiggins

Suburban street.

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

Orienteering 101

Planet Lover

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Fume detector

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"Yogi Down!"

Boxer with glasses.

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

Drug testing for Tour de France.

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

'Go ahead, rub it in!'

Fitness. No, thanks

Tiny man and the chained door.

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'What's the pipe for?' 'You'll see...'

"It jes' ain't natural."