Competitive Cycling Enthusiast Gifts

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Can our software do that?'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The star hunters

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Cycling with a harp case

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

You had me at vintage.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Bradley Wiggins

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cat and Dog Bike

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Chris Froome

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Baby in Bike Basket

'Stress'

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