Cycle Race Fanatic Gifts

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

The star hunters

Directions: Call a smart friend.

You had me at vintage.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The trim reaper

Bradley Wiggins

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French Early Bird

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Chris Froome

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Cyclist Flamingoes

Baby in Bike Basket

'Stress'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Altar Ego

Very drunk professional cyclist