Bicycle Racing Gifts

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

Drug testing for Tour de France.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Ancient Racing

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Go! Means NOW!

ET Mishap

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The Fast Lane.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Tour de Frank"

The star hunters

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Touring Cyclist

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Bike Rides

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bob's Driving School.

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Knight in shining Lycra!