Bike Racing Gifts

Tour de France

Man falling off bike at finish line.

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Tour de Fran's

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

Go! Means NOW!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Snail Racing

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Cheesie Rider

Baby Race.

Smile

Tractor Racing