Competitive Rider Gifts

"Over, damn you, over!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Football player taking the ball home.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Bradley Wiggins

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

Horse rides over a judge.

Extreme Sheepherding

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Rock, paper, scissors

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!