Cardio Competitor Prints

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

'My feet are killing me.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Hockey Season.

The trim reaper

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Buns Of Veal.

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"Still on your left."

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"Damn speed hump!"

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Congratulations! The secret to life is a good cardio workout.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

'If you aren't back in half an hour I'll phone Intensive Care.'

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