Cardio Champ Prints

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

Buns Of Veal.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Academy.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

The world at stake...

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

"Damn speed hump!"

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.