Competition Champ Prints

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Swimming Champion.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"What setting do I use for this?"

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Little known evolutionary steps.

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

The Pole Jumper.

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

"What? You got something funny to say?"